A Kinder, Gentler Satan The Roman Catholic Church has revised its official views on the nature of Satan, and this particular overhaul of foul wickedness is far from being your average P.R. con job. Holy Grail, Batman! Batman faces his greatest enemy yet: the secretive order of Knights Templar. Is the head of Jesus Christ buried at Rosslyn Chapel? Death of a Devil's Advocate Following the recent death of founding father Anton LaVey, the dark world of the Church of Satan has fallen into a hell of a mess. Druids Go Home to Stonehenge After being banned from Stonehenge for 13 years, the Druids triumphantly returned to celebrate the summer solstice on June 21, 1998. Bethlehem Star Search Learned magi bearing powerful computers have traversed afar in pursuit of an astronomical anomaly that could have heralded the birth of Christ. The Cash Temptation of Christ If Jesus shows up for the Second Coming before 2056, He'll have $43,000 in Judgement Day petty cash waiting for Him in a British bank. The God Spot Did God create the human mind? Or is God a construct of the human mind? Is religion merely an incidental conflagration of the synapses? Jimmy Christ? History is rife with disdained sibling rivals. Carter had his Billy, Clinton has his Roger, JFK still has his Teddy... and Jesus had his James. Chop Logic Meet the man who chopped off his hand and sued... and the woman who had her head chopped off and lived. Air Allah An accidental Arabic faux pas really makes Nike stick its foot in its mouth. Armageddonland Tourist attractions and millennial party plans at the Biblical site of the apocalypse. Cyber Confession Say five Hail Marys and reformat your hard drive: you can pay penance for your sins via computer. Mr. Crowley's Neighborhood The legend of the wickedest man in the world lives on today on at his Loch Ness estate. Route 666 Just up the road from Area 51, you can take a ride on the real-life highway to Hell! Skull Sluts of Satan Mix a German salesman, two prostitutes, a bloody knife and devil worship, and you've got trouble! Pagans in Prison Incarcerated pagan prisoners win the right to religious freedom behind bars. Esophagus Exorcism The Heimlich maneuver's not much help when you've got two crucifixes jammed down your throat. Devil Dog Eats Ouija Board The forces of darkness are unleashed when a hellbound hellhound chews up mystical paraphernalia. The Temple of Elvis The Presleytarian Church is spreading throughout the world, even Hindu temples in India. The Lard Bullet Excessive cholesterol slowly kills you, but pork-filled ammunition gets the job done a whole lot quicker. Prayer for Lost Information Pay your last respects to crashed hard drives and corrupt files at an online temple for damned data.